i am beyonce always

• ok hello i am allison and this is a blog about crying a lot over dumb things
• i live in florida and people are really old here
• i like to tag passive aggressively and with exclamation  and with letters capitalizED in all the wrong places!!!!
• i am boring and not funny and i gif on the rare occasions that photoshop and i become one
• this is a horrible blog you will not like it 100 percent money back guarantee*

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